PPPPPPPPPPPPPP* Continues: Vladivostok to Kyiv by way of Philippine Sea (2472 hours) 🐧
posted March 15, 2022 5:49 PM   RSS | iCal | +googleCal

Sat August 20 at 11:00 PM
Formerly the Remote Non-synchronous Relay Walk. Formally the Peripatetic Persistent Pirate Puffins' Perpetual Peregrination*: Vladivostok to Kyiv by way of Philippine Sea to pick up The corpse in the library** 🐧. You say it takes 2472 hours of peregrination* to get from Tokyo to Vladivostok. The more you (dear reader) log your hours, the sooner we'll have gone the distance. Join any time. Track our progress. Still with our Official Puffin Mascot "S.F. Tokyo, Pirate" (they/them)!
- S.F. Tokyo, Pirate went in pelagic pursuit and placed The Corpse in the Library over in the Philippine Sea at the approximate coordinates of 20.491189121374756, 136.77834272415777 which is ~533 hours' perigrination* from Vladivostok according to Google Maps. Puffins of a feather plunder together! There's a map*** this time, so nobody gets lost unless they want to!

- PLAN: Pick up errant pirate, continue on toward Kyiv. Drop off donations for refugees.

- How to actually drop off donations for Ukranian refugees, some resources at https://metatalk.metafilter.com/26018/Ukraine

- Log your donations here (there is a place to log non-monetary donations such as time, space, or things):

- All previous IRL events

Log your hours!

*Inclusive definition of peregrination. Includes (but is not limited to) archery, biking, bouldering, canoeing, cleaning, cross-country skiing, dancing and walking with babies, dancing/jump roping/hula hooping your way down the sidewalk, geocaching, going very slowly and stopping to smell the snails, hiking, hopping, ice skating, jogging, jumping with and/or without ropes, kayaking, paddle boarding, parkour, rock climbing, roller blading, roller skating, running, skate boarding, skipping, snowshoeing, swimming, strength training, surfing, treadmilling while watching TV, triking, unicycling, vacuuming, wheelchairing, X-country skiing, yard work, etc.

**We lost the corpse in the library!

Track our progress

Track your donations
posted by kathrynm to Online (11 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

This is great, kathrynm!
posted by mochapickle at 9:56 AM on March 16

Thank you for doing this.
posted by paduasoy at 2:44 AM on March 17

Thanks for setting this up! Will the totals spreadsheet go up on the 30th or am I missing it somewhere?
posted by lesser weasel at 11:02 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]

I need to figure it out lesser weasel.

Everyone keep walking. You definitely motivate me.
posted by kathrynm at 3:58 PM on March 21

I think it's working now.
posted by kathrynm at 4:18 PM on March 23

We just passed 6%!
posted by kathrynm at 9:27 AM on May 25 [1 favorite]

Damnit - I keep forgetting this exists. It's fun! I'm not going to try to guess at months of unrecorded walking and gym stuff, but I do have actual data from kayaking.
posted by eotvos at 9:21 AM on May 27

I also forgot about this! Combed through Fitbit and added my hours.
posted by lesser weasel at 11:34 PM on May 28

I walked a mile, y'all! I thought I was gonna have to sit down in my neighbor's yard and maybe live there for a while but I did it!
posted by mochapickle at 6:41 PM on May 29 [2 favorites]

For a second, I was expecting this to have been posted by Meatbomb.
posted by not_on_display at 10:49 PM on June 3

Way to go Mochapickle!
posted by kathrynm at 3:22 PM on June 5 [1 favorite]

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