Comments on: Once you go greasy, you'll probably have intestinal troubles

Once you go greasy, you'll probably have intestinal troubles

BevosAngryGhost — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:40:25 -0800

April showers may bring May flowers, but May flowers make my eyes itch. Hopefully, they'll all die in June.

It's June, it's the first Wednesday, come hang and have tiny beers.

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:41:32 -0800

I may also be bringing a sister, too. I'll have to see if her flight gets in on time.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:47:18 -0800

You want your eyes to die in June? Long-term, that's probably a bad plan.

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Sat, 26 May 2012 00:02:28 -0800

This will also be the first June in 2012.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Sat, 26 May 2012 08:42:10 -0800

This is not the first Wednesday. There have been, like, thousands of them already.

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Sat, 26 May 2012 18:05:39 -0800

True, but there has never been a single Wednesday in June 2012 yet.

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Sun, 27 May 2012 06:52:57 -0800

I am going to drink and drink and drink and drink some more. And then drink.

By: crush-onastick

crush-onastick — Sun, 27 May 2012 10:36:53 -0800

I'll see that drink. Then raise you another.

By: crush-onastick

crush-onastick — Sun, 27 May 2012 10:37:32 -0800

probably not. actually. by now you all know i'm all talk.

By: garlic

garlic — Mon, 28 May 2012 16:26:06 -0800

There will be ~~blood~~ drinking. and then maybe blood.

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Mon, 28 May 2012 22:47:33 -0800

This is not the first Wednesday. There have been, like, thousands of them already. That's what they want you to think.

By: Zaximus

Zaximus — Tue, 29 May 2012 09:51:44 -0800

First Wednesdays are my favorite Wednesdays.

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Wed, 30 May 2012 14:44:04 -0800

By the way, does anyone know anyone who works with leather? I'd like to modify/alter my jacket and would rather give money to a Mefite to do it.

By: bryanthecook

bryanthecook — Thu, 31 May 2012 00:10:20 -0800

I won't be off of work until 11-12, but I'll make my way down there.

By: hwestiii

hwestiii — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:48:50 -0800

I have never knowingly met another Mefite IRL, but since I work in Pru2, this seems convenient enough that I'll give it a try, grease or no.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:55:29 -0800

Hey, that's where Bevos works! You guys should be BFFs.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:59:28 -0800

Everyone should be BFFs with Bevos. He's a charmer.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:52:27 -0800

What sort of condition will SpiffyRob's right-upper first molar be in come Goat time? Only THE DENTIST knows.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:42:05 -0800

I'll send in some help! p.s. Who wrote copy on that ad?! Crimeny.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:50:05 -0800

Go on, Rob's childhood memories! Find the YouTube video of Crest Sparkle-Motion!

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:47:29 -0800

Oh, fuck. We totally used Crest Sparkles. Also clickable AIM.

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:08:36 -0800

Find the YouTube video of Crest Sparkle-Motion ! Wow. I...guess I blocked that one out.

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:03:36 -0800

And of course now I have a league meeting at 7pm. I'll probably just meet y'all at the Frog.

By: sparkletone

sparkletone — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:36:30 -0800

All this talk of sparkling...

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:31:22 -0800

Brain: So, Wednesday? Calendar: No, not Wednesday. Brain: Maybe Wednesday? Calendar: Tuesday. Brain: <sadface>

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 08:53:22 -0800

Cheer up, BevosAngryGhost, remember what they say Today's far off tomorrow is tomorrow's today!

By: misskaz

misskaz — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 10:06:17 -0800

Same thing kept happening to me this morning, BevosAngryGhost.

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:28:25 -0800

Brain: Wednesday now? Calendar: You're an idiot. Here, have a video of how to anodize aluminum. Brain: Ooo... I don't know how my calendar leared to search the internet.

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:33:47 -0800

There once was a cat No patience left for haikus Butterfinger oink

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 13:37:28 -0800

Bevos thinks he writes Haiku, but he isn't ve Ry good. Neither am

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:51:25 -0800

Here I sit, Nothing to do, But lacking the wit To write a haiku.

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:57:25 -0800

After a dry May Comes a lush, sloshy June as Cherry vodka pours

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 04:21:03 -0800

Goat goat goat goat goat; Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat, Goat goat goat goat goat.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 05:06:59 -0800

My boorger and beers Will be quickly consumèd In-law is coming

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 06:16:34 -0800

A single french fry Payne's hand brushes his sword hilt A french fry no more

By: Cold Lurkey

Cold Lurkey — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 06:56:24 -0800

Gin blossoms like the Cheery shouts from a newly moist eamondaly.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 07:21:50 -0800

If I hadn't blown The whole thing years ago I Might not be alone

By: garlic

garlic — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 07:28:07 -0800

There once was a man from nantucket blah blah blah blah blah bring on the goat!

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 09:49:53 -0800

Glad it is Goat Day Ending self-imposed temperance Don't mess with Texas

By: youngergirl44

youngergirl44 — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 11:21:39 -0800

I may end up working late and just coming to the Frog, so will someone let me know when you guys relocate if I'm still working?

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:46:13 -0800

Crystal popping in The stretch Navigator we've Got food everywhere

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:50:04 -0800

I am witnessing the worst PowerPoint presentation of my career. Twist: The presenter works for Microsoft.

By: Zaximus

Zaximus — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:36:30 -0800

You must drink more booze, Don't boo, and please don't talk shit Re: Patrick Swayze

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:41:22 -0800

The first Japandroids album is the official soundtrack of me coming home from the Goat. Tonight, I will pass the torch to the second Japandroids album.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:47:43 -0800

GUYS. BREAKING NEWS. (As of a few days ago apparently.) BUT I JUST FOUND OUT. SHAKEY'S GONE. shakespeherian, if you're out there watching, this is my look of extreme disapproval... :( Come baaaaack!

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:52:00 -0800

What the what? When did this transpire?

By: garlic

garlic — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:28:17 -0800

He was not amused about some call outs using his real name a week ago or so. I don't know if this is what lead to him hitting the red button. He is on G+ (where all the cool mefites hang out, along with the twitters).

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:28:56 -0800

Based on comment history, it isn't a huge leap to assume it was related to the snake handler thread that spawned the "religion is not mental illness" MeTa.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:58:00 -0800

My Spiffy takes the UP-N Transfers to Purple Line and then He takes a Red Line to the den Of tiny beers and boorgers

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:07:40 -0800

I made you this presentation based on your comment earlier and then I forgot to post it.

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:10:10 -0800

i maed u a presentation but i eated it :(

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:15:12 -0800

Yours is far more informative and entertaining, Mike.

By: misskaz

misskaz — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:17:24 -0800

I'm here and all alone...

By: BevosAngryGhost

BevosAngryGhost — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:21:23 -0800

My sister's on the Blue Line from O'Hare. As soon as she makes it into the loop, we'll be on our way to join you. I think she's bringing a local friend, too.

By: SpiffyRob

SpiffyRob — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:33:32 -0800

Pulling into Fullerton...

By: youngergirl44

youngergirl44 — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 17:14:46 -0800

So I said I would work late, but I'm appalled at the sheer amount of mistakes that I've encountered over the last hour or so. I need tiny beers. See you kids in a bit. Oh, and I may have a co-worker and a friend of hers coming for karaoke too.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 17:25:50 -0800

Yay!

By: misskaz

misskaz — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 01:13:04 -0800

Home safe, in bed next to my snoring husband. All is well. Good times, friends!

By: hwestiii

hwestiii — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 06:22:03 -0800

Wasn't able to make it, but I discovered that Bevos and I don't just work in the same building, we actually work in directly adjacent offices. Like maybe three feet away from each other.

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:31:48 -0800

I have no recollection of paying my bill. Sorry, Vergil.

By: misskaz

misskaz — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:53:38 -0800

You must have in order to get your card back... No?

By: garlic

garlic — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:53:19 -0800

time to do some askme searching for hangover prevention / hangover cures.

By: eamondaly

eamondaly — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:41:24 -0800

Oh, you're right! I did use my card. For some reason I thought I went cash-only.

By: garlic

garlic — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:47:38 -0800

hangover cure / prevention research of askme lead to this: Is there a cure for alchohol hangovers?

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:13:48 -0800

To help prevent hangovers, order a glass of water with each drink (and drink it). This keeps you from getting dehydrated and spaces out your drinks a bit.

By: phunniemee

phunniemee — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:44:00 -0800

Did I ever tell you about the time my mom got a hangover from drinking too much sprite? Remind me next meetup.

By: Evilspork

Evilspork — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 22:25:41 -0800

Sugar overdose?